Lesley and Emily report from somewhere at the bottom of the Chicago Stars FC pit of despair. The Stars are in last place, and according to a piece at The Equalizer (written by Lesley. God woman, brag once) GM Richard Feuz is content to continue building the squad by spending as little money as possible. In a league where investment yields championships, things feel a little bit hopeless right now.

But hey! We're getting a game on the lake!

Plus!

-Unwell FC debuts, but who's really benefitting right now?

-The WNBA nonsense counter resets on day 2

-Jessica Berman's responses in Saturday's press conference show more accountability issues in the league

-PTJ wins Sportsmanship of the week!