Unsuccessful in love, an inventor decides to create the world's first chick magnet - literally. This episode contains potential triggers or upsetting content and is prefaced with a content warning. This episode contains dismemberment. Written by Manen Lyset, Performed by Erin Lilis and Elie Hirschman Manen Lyset is a Canadian horror fiction writer, pumpkin head, and occasional artist. Erin B Liliis is a voice Actress, host of @iAmSubverCity, Bonnie on Mandible Judy, Mrs. Morwood @CallingDarkness, Jenny @CongeriaPodcast, VA on @NoSleepPodcast, Simulacra 2 baddie https://twitter.com/manen_lyset; https://twitter.com/Ravie13; https://twitter.com/ESHbyESH TRANSCRIPT The math was triple-checked, the machines were calibrated, and the animal testing had been a success. He wished he had someone by his side to celebrate. Soon, that wish would come true. He pulled the lever. The super-magnet emitted a whomping sound like a mating call going out into the world. If he couldn't be a chick magnet, he wanted to build one. It had to work! Suddenly, a long, slender, feminine arm slapped against the wall of the machine, torn away from its owner. Then someone's foot. Someone else's arm. A head. Two. Three. So many more. He fell to his knees as a wave of flesh blanketed the horizon. Sound effects by Erin Lilis.