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I'm irreverent, witty, and a lovable fuzzball. I give you cutting edge commentary, sprinkled with common sense, on why humans come first and your politics comes second.... more
FAQs about The Chris Michaels Show:How many episodes does The Chris Michaels Show have?The podcast currently has 1,177 episodes available.
September 18, 2026UFO Thursday: The First HumansHow did the first humans look, according to Message from the Pleiades? What were their attitudes? Heights? It appears that the Bible may be correct, along with people like Blavatsky......more22minPlay
September 17, 2026Freemasons Push to Influence French SchoolsMacklemore wasn’t the story. The booking agent was.Casey Wasserman represents Coldplay, Kendrick, and Ed Sheeran. He’s in the Epstein files. Photos with Ghislaine. Photos with Netanyahu. He chairs LA 2028. Opening acts are walking. Watch Interstellar 5555.Michigan wants you to eat the turbines. Old fiberglass blades boiled into gummy bears. Chris calls it a perpetual-sickness racket.French Freemasons are targeting independent Catholic schools for 2027. Same lodge that takes credit for euthanasia. Pope Leo XIII warned in 1884. The new religion is AI.Ursula’s Kids Act: ban social media under 13. Enforcement is a digital ID that never dies.Iran just put a third of the country into volunteer battalions. Israel just got 40,000 two-thousand-pound bombs....more27minPlay
September 16, 2026Mark Levine's "Non" ProfitPeople are stunned that there are weapons in space. Stunned! Massachusetts strikes again; state controlled gender affirming care. Mayor Mamdani is nothing the face of the same old party with his Columbia University spy. Mark Levine's non-profit, "Landmark," raised plenty of cash...and no one knows where it goes......more25minPlay
September 15, 2026Macklemore (who...?) Drummed Out of the IndustryMore Lindsay Clancy juror talk about making the case a social stand (thereby becoming biased). More cops up to no good by abusing their access to Flock Cameras. Macklemore kicked off of the Ed Sheeran (who...?) Tour. Constitutional "lawyer" and resident boob, Mark Levin, now wants the 1st Amendment limited concerning foreign countries. TPUSA took money to push foreign propaganda. Saudis kick their own asses. ...more25minPlay
September 11, 2026UFO Thursday: The 7 Phases of ManContinuing with Message from the Pleiades by Eduard Billy Meier, he reveals the seven phases of mankind's progression; including the laws of the universe, consciousness, and ultimately, becoming a "god" in our own right to continue the universe's perpetual creationism. The rub? The hyper-elites are one phase ahead of us...Get ready for your 311 Trillion year lifespan. ...more24minPlay
September 10, 2026The Outrageous Lindsay Clancy JurorsWith the jurors making the publicity tour rounds, they appear to be just as treacherous as we thought they would be. Massachusetts law would allow almost any lunatic to literally get away with heinous acts within 40 days. It's no surprise that this case is even a controversy. ...more25minPlay
September 09, 2026Goodbye 4th AmendmentIs Donald Trump enacting the North American technate from the 1940's? If Flock is going away, will Axon replace it? What can Axon do with its AI? Lindsay Clancy oddities. How will they usher in stablecoins and still keep the country afloat? Simple!...more30minPlay
September 03, 2026UFO Thursday: The Galactic Human ConditionUFO Thursday. No politics. Just the notes. 230,000 years ago a fleet hauled 360,000 souls off a dying system. They dumped landing parties on three worlds in this solar system. Earth was the dumping ground. Scientists crowned themselves gods. Chris maps it onto the AI tech-bros and the data centers. Seventy thousand fled. Their leader was called IHWH. Watchers.Leave a human in the dark with no clock. The body snaps to a 26-hour day. That’s Mars. Credo Mutwa: this is Earth’s sixth run. First people made on a world of red sand. Heroes fled in an iron dragon to Sirius. Survivors loaded into a giant egg. It burrowed underground. People crawled out. The egg went back into the sky pockmarked and hollow. The Soviets said the same thing about the moon.Meier the “hoaxer” and a Zulu shaman are telling the same loop. Next week: the sevens.Hit play. This isn’t Earth’s first exam....more21minPlay
September 03, 2026Wipe Out Your Debt; Fight Foreign Wars!Chris called ISIS a fifth column — CIA, Mossad, NATO logistics — back when terrestrial radio almost dumped him for it. Green Beret Matt Murphy now confirms the commander “Abu Hafs” was a Mossad asset. U.S. special forces trained the jihadis to break Syria and leave Israel alone. Brian Mast walked Congress in an IDF uniform and is on the shortlist for Secretary of the Army. The Jerusalem Post is done pretending. America won’t buy a Gaza-fused war. Recruitment can’t staff an Iran invasion. Their fix: wipe $40k–$100k of debt after two or three years in uniform. Chris’s read: that’s why military-age men at the border weren’t all sent home. Seventh Circuit just blessed AI-generated degenerative imagery as “not a real crime.” FBI will now hire applicants with prostitution or theft in the file if it’s old enough. A Clancy juror wore the hot-pink shirt into deliberations. What could go wrong?...more26minPlay
September 02, 2026Iran's October Surprise?Chris called Flock. The receipts just landed.Those cameras aren’t only reading plates. They’re grabbing Bluetooth, pairing it to your car, and building the digital ID. Signal Trace is the expansion he predicted. In Wisconsin a man complained. Deputies searched his plate 100+ times. Then they jailed him. Arizona is already ripping cameras down.A “nonprofit” writes the medical billing codes, pockets $300 million a year, and sets the prices Congress made mandatory. Cash patients get 50–75% off. Insurance patients get fleeced.Loomer is running foreign policy. Vance is in a closed-door room with a thousand donors trying to outflank Adelson’s candidate for 2028. There is no signed U.S.–Israel defense treaty.Venezuelan “victory oil” is sludge — first cargo already at Haifa. Hormuz is not open. The U.S. is buying Russian fertilizer. A sub rumor off the East Coast. 25th anniversary of 9/11. Iran is teasing its own October surprise.Hit play. The dossier is already aligned to you....more28minPlay
FAQs about The Chris Michaels Show:How many episodes does The Chris Michaels Show have?The podcast currently has 1,177 episodes available.