This week: Our Christmas holiday spectacular. Grammy’s never-walk-again eggnog. Going too hard at the Christmas Eve party. A family dice game. Paying off siblings for extra sleep. The magic of egg muck. Taking turns opening gifts one at a time. Sam’s bratty limited too era. Going to the mall in the holiday season. Ensuring we got on the winter village nice list. Learning Hanukkah. Max’s ornament hanging hierarchy. The great goose incident. The horrors of A Christmas Story. Opening presents on Christmas morning in St Pete circa 1898.