Do you find that things just suddenly go missing in your house?   

Do you spend ages looking for them, only for them to suddenly appear a few days later, often in a different place?

If so, then this one is for you. These happenings are explained by the potential existence of Clutter elves.

Scoff all you like, but it's an explanation when you cannot find any others and those elves seem to be everywhere!

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