When football-mad Ryan's dreams of becoming a player don't materialise, he lands a job that's just as good, as had the sport not been invented.

Don't Share With Mother is written, recorded and edited by Martin Winch. You can follow the podcast on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok and Twitter.

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