I messed up and deleted the back half of the episode. You missed a bunch of rambling basketball complaints. We'll make it up to you. This is a free show. You haven't paid a red cent, so I don't want to hear a peep out of you.

Twins ambivalence... Mocking NY patriotism again... Domingo German wife beater and baseball cheater... A dramatic reading of Max Scherzer's ejection... RFK Jr talk... We are dumbfounded by a commercial... an Asian earwax tangent... Pagan or Moran?... Carlos Correa reads a book.