The Community Lunch & The "Mandatory Fun" Buffet

Is it a perk or a hostage situation?

This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re roasting the Community Lunch. We’re calling out the absolute lie that eating lukewarm queso next to the guy from Accounting is "building a team." If you’re tired of Steve policing the taco line while you just want sixty minutes of silence in your car, this episode is for you. Stop stealing our peace and calling it "bonding."

It’s a petri dish of corporate despair. Put the tongs down.