The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola! Follow Farthouse on <a href="https://twitter.com/FarthousePod">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/farthousepod/">Instagram</a>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/patrickrmallon">Patrick</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/caseyleeobrien">Casey</a> on TwitterAnd follow <a href="https://letterboxd.com/prmallon/">Patrick</a> and <a href="https://letterboxd.com/caseyleeobrien/">Casey</a> on Letterboxd

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola!&nbsp;Follow Farthouse on <a href="https://twitter.com/FarthousePod" rel="noopener noreferrer">Twitter</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/farthousepod/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a>Follow <a href="https://twitter.com/patrickrmallon" rel="noopener noreferrer">Patrick</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/caseyleeobrien" rel="noopener noreferrer">Casey</a> on TwitterAnd follow <a href="https://letterboxd.com/prmallon/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Patrick</a> and <a href="https://letterboxd.com/caseyleeobrien/" rel="noopener noreferrer">Casey</a> on Letterboxd

The Convent by Mike Mendez

Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.

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