We're back! And we are dropping the C-word all over the place (we actually drop both C-words...SHHHHHH don't tell our moms). But because we believe there's more to life these days than V Who Must Not Be Named, we also bring you all the ridiculous (and some pretty heavy) international days to observe over the next week. Now you just need to decide if you're gonna celebrate in your living room, kitchen, or bedroom. If the latter, please practice safe sex, since any offspring from such sheltering shenanigans will be known as a Coronial so don't say you weren't warned.