If you’ve been feeling drained, emotional, or like your intuition is in overdrive — you’re not imagining it. This week’s Grand Water Trine is washing through your energetic system, and it’s doing more than making you tired. In this episode, Jess breaks down what a Grand Trine in water actually means astrologically, why it’s showing up now, and how it’s helping us integrate and download everything that’s been stirred up between Pluto’s power shifts and Uranus’ shake-ups.

We’re talking emotional release, energetic integration, and the quiet work that happens when the tide goes out before it rushes back in.
If you’ve been trying to “push through,” this is your reminder: water doesn’t rush unless it has to — it flows.

In This Episode:

• What a Grand Water Trine is and why it’s so energetically significant

• Why you might be feeling exhausted, foggy, or extra emotional

• How Pluto’s transformations and Uranus’ disruptions are syncing through this trine

• The energetic invitation to rest, reflect, and integrate before the next big push

• Simple practices to align with water energy — including ritual, journaling, and breathwork

You’re not lazy, and you’re not behind. The universe is syncing your system to a new emotional frequency. Rest is the ritual.

What's up this week?

The New Moon in Libra, Scorpio Season, and a massive water trine you don't want to miss!

What's Up Witches?

This week's forecast features Venus entering Libra, Pluto stationing Direct, and Jupiter Square the Sun. What does it mean for witches at work?

Find out with me on this week's astrology forecast hosted by The Corporate Coven.

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What's Up Witches?

This week's forecast features Mars as Mercury enters Scorpio and the Full Moon in Aries play in the planet's home signs. What does this mean for witches in the workplace? Find out on this week's episode.

The astrologer I reference in this episode is Colin Bedell from @queercosmos

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In this episode, we look at crucial conversations and navigating big noise in our inner and outer worlds. Learn strategies needed to navigate tension between the relationships that keep you resourced. This is the week leading up to the Full Moon in Aries, you won't want to miss how to prepare!

In this episode, Jessica, reflects on the transformative energy of the recent eclipse and its impact on personal and professional life. She discusses the astrological forecast for the week ahead, emphasizing the importance of navigating relationships and communication during this time. The conversation delves into emotional dynamics, introspection, and the significance of being proactive in addressing challenges. As the week progresses, there is a sense of optimism and moving forward, with a focus on reclaiming power and finding solutions.

What's Up Witches?

In this episode of The Corporate Coven we're talking about the New Moon in Virgo that occurred on August 23rd and the New Moon in Virgo on September 21st. Oh yeah, and it's Eclipse season, so let's get into it!

Welcome to your weekly astrological forecast from The Corporate Coven—made for witches who work. ✨

This week, we’re talking:

• Frameworks as mindfulness tools

• SWOT Analysis for your ritual + leadership work

• Major transits like Saturn in Aries + Sun entering Gemini

• Lunar phase check-in: Third Quarter Moon

👇 Check in below and tell us: What’s your Strength this week? What’s a Weakness you’re actively working through? (Use the comments to reflect!)

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And so it is. 🌙

Welcome back, witches!

✨ This Week’s Agenda:

• 🔍 Check-in: What did you get from your mom? Astrology + Mother's Day reflections

• 🌕 Full Moon in Scorpio | May 12

• ⚡ Sun Conjunct Uranus in Taurus | May 17

• 🌗 Lunar Week Review

Weekly Check-In Prompt:Happy Mother’s Day to all who observe! What did you receive from your mother (emotionally, spiritually, genetically, astrologically)?
Drop your moon sign and your reflections in the comments. Let’s talk about what kind of magic, mystery, or madness we got from our mamas.

💬 Special shoutout to our martian queens of the Corporate Coven C-Suite—Scorpio risings, Aries suns, and Scorpio moons! 🔥

✨ This Week’s Agenda:

• 🔍 Check-in: What did you get from your mom? Astrology + Mother's Day reflections

• 🌕 Full Moon in Scorpio | May 12

• ⚡ Sun Conjunct Uranus in Taurus | May 17

• 🌗 Lunar Week Review

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Thanks for being here. You are the sky—everything else is just weather. 🌌

And so it is. 🌙

Welcome back, witches!

This week, we’re talking about Pluto's retrograde journey through October—and what that means for power, tech, AI, human rights, and those buried secrets that just won’t stay hidden. Expect 2025’s biggest themes to resurface, especially those that began stirring in January.

Plus:
🌱 Mercury enters Taurus—time to ground your nervous system
🌕 The moon moves through Leo, Virgo, and Libra this week
🌸 Get ready for the Scorpio Full Moon (and my Mother’s Day garden plans)

You’ll hear astrological insights for the week ahead and a few personal reflections from my journal to yours.

🗓️ Thinking about a summer astrology reading? DM me your ideal dates + times!C-Suite witches got early access to new moon rituals — want in? ✨ Step into The C-Suite to get insider magic, career astrology, and special series like The Natal Houses and Your Career.

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Thanks for being here. You are the sky—everything else is just weather. 🌌And so it is. 🌙