Per the Coronavirus, Rich and Mike cannot meet to do their regular podcast. Instead, using the powers of the internet, they’ve created a new way to do their show — This is The Crispy Compact Communiqué!

Topics:

* Introduction: A Programming Note, Cool Weather, & Cooking* Bryson DeChambeau Wins U.S. Open With the Long Ball* Eagles Fall to 0-2; Are The Birds Officially in Trouble?* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 3* Atlanta Falcons Fan Resigns From Fandom* Microsoft Gets Bethesda in Major Purchase* Schitt’s Creek & Succession Win Big at Emmys* Odd News: “The Lilac Avenger” Strikes!* Apocalypse Activities* Wrap-Up & Conclusion