Per the Coronavirus, Rich and Mike cannot meet to do their regular podcast. Instead, using the powers of the internet, they’ve created a new way to do their show — This is The Crispy Compact Communiqué!

Topics on this week’s episode:

* Introduction* Texans Finally Fire Head Coach Bill O’Brien* Eagles Get First Win, Now Lead NFC East?* Fantastic Four Picks for Week 5* Eddie Van Halen Passes Away at 65* Regal Theaters Will Close Again; Is This The End of Movie Theaters? * Odd News: The Five Fat Girls Gang!* Apocalypse Activities* Wrap-Up & Conclusion