Topics:

* Introduction: How was Easter weekend? We’re old men?* Baylor Defeats Gonzaga, Ruins Their Perfect Season* Deshaun Watson Update* Sam Darnold Traded to Panthers; NFL Draft Effects* Rich Previews The Masters This Weekend* Sony Releases “MLB The Show 2021” on XBox… Huh?* Sylvester Stallone Is Re-Editing “Rocky IV” … Why?* Redditer Claims Vince McMahon Is Afraid of Mirrors & Cars* South Carolina Man Does Naked “Walk of Shame”* Apocalypse Activities* Wrap-Up & Conclusion