Per the Coronavirus stay-at-home orders from the government, Rich and Mike cannot meet to do their regular podcast. Instead, using the powers of the internet, they’ve created a new way to do their show — This is The Crispy Compact Communiqué!

Topics include: Rich’s gangster films, the NHL returns and gives the Flyers a BYE week, John Krasinski sells “Some Good News” to CBS, and a Florida Woman says her boyfriend “sexually likes” his hair pulled.