Fried potatoes. They are pretty great.

"But there is one that is often left out, a gift with magnificent properties. It is made from something so common, yet it is transformed into something truly special. For those who lived before the 18th century, they will only get to enjoy it on the new Earth. I am speaking, of course, of the French fry."

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