Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Mike still remembers WWE Sheamus’ “Lobsterhead” theme song

* Introduction — Rich’s birthday is this week!

* Sports Sampler — Rich’s recap of The Masters; So far, MLB Games this season have been under 3 hours on average, are the new “Pace of Play” rules helping the game?; Steelers lose both 12-year veterans Troy Polamalu and Ike Taylor to retirement, is it time to panic in Pittsburgh?

* Entertainment Entree — Rich loved “Sheik” on Netflix, the documentary about The Iron Sheik; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Mortal Kombat X to be released with micro-transactions on “Finishers”, will micro-transactions ever be stopped in video games?; Guitar Hero Live is announced and will battle Rock Band in 2015

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Someone stole a large milk jug full of farmer’s bull semen; Florida man decides to break into ex-girlfriend’s house and poop everywhere; A Christian family band decides to get into a big fight with cops outside of a Wal-Mart

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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