Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — How to Confirm News Stories

* Introduction — Can personal vehicles and mass transit co-exist in Philadelphia?; Rich and Mike’s Documentaries That You Should Watch

* Sports Sampler — What should MLB do about the Designated Hitter?; The NFL Draft Preview for the Eagles

* Entertainment Entree — Rich finds a new Iron Sheik clip; Mike’s This Week in Entertainment; Batman: Arkham Knight looks awesome; Konami officially cancels much-hyped “Silent Hills” project

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — Man tries to smuggle turtles in his underwear from Canada into U.S.; Thief breaks into house, decides to cook tater tots and take a nap; Funerals in China have a strange form of entertainment

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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