Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — It was Rich’s birthday over the weekend! Why does Rich think about how county lines are drawn on his birthday?

* Sports Sampler — Eagles trade picks to the Browns for the #2 Overall pick in next week’s NFL draft; All-Star defensive player Von Miller refuses to sign “low” contract with Broncos, instead appears on “Dancing With the Stars”

* Entertainment Entree — Should these celebrities sing?; Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”; Details of the new PS4K/PS4.5 or “Neo” leaked online; Somehow, Axl Rose is actually joining AC/DC on tour

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — A cat stops minor-league baseball game when it prances out onto the field; Iowa man touches himself for three hours on a Megabus, thinks it’s no big deal; Florida man goes on crazy rampage after listening to very loud music; Crazy Florida man wants to run in a bubble across the ocean

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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