Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Our first episode of 2017; Movie Reviews: Mike saw “Fantastic Beasts” & Rich saw “Passengers”

* Sports Sampler

* Disappointment Drill — Ronda Rousey’s big loss; Penn State’s choke-job; Ohio State’s goose egg; Chip Kelly’s firing

* Eagles win final game of the season over the Cowboys backups… yay?

* Rich has the Vegas odds for who will win the Super Bowl

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for the Wild Card Round

* Entertainment Entree

* Carrie Fisher passes away at the age of 60

* A clip from Jerry Jones to play if the Cowboys win

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* What are we looking forward to in 2017 in Movies, TV, and Video Games

* The Mariah Carey debacle on New Year’s Eve

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Sri Lanka Christmas pamphlet has Tupac song “Hail Mary” printed instead of traditional prayer

* “Jossie From the Swamp” high on meth enjoys Wal-Mart sushi, cinnamon rolls, and chicken

* Old man beats up car salesman for winning “only” a $5 Wal-Mart card

* Man named “Beaver” dances in underage girl’s room, says exposing himself was an “accident”

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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