Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich is hopped up on NyQuil, Mike is on whatever he’s usually on; We’ve been playing Mass Effect too much

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Shaq claims he was just joking about believing in flat-earth theories

* The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas: Why? What are the issues?

* ESPN gives their pre-season predictions for how well the Phillies are going to do

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones can change his attitude fast; could Joe Rogan be his replacement?

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Rich previews Wrestlemania 33 for this Sunday

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Plastic Surgery Boss “Didn’t Know” Her Breakfast OJ Was Spiked

* The Great Library & A1 Steak Sauce Mystery

* Ice Cream (& Sausage?) Stand Gets Robbed

* Minnesota man’s tight pants reveals he’s shoplifting a lot of weird items

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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