Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Bruno announces his run for President!

* Introduction — Rich saw guests of our podcast, Rick Mirarchi and Chris Nee, at comedy show

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Adrian Peterson signs with the Saints

* Dale Earnhardt Jr. will be retiring after 2017; is NASCAR really a sport?

* We preview the 2017-18 Philadelphia Eagles’ upcoming season schedule

* Entertainment Entree

* With Alex Jones battling a child custody case, replacement Tuck Buckford can fill in for the job!

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Does this news interview feature the real-life version of Boomhauer?

* Disney makes two LucasFilm announcements

* Rich celebrates Al Pacino’s 77th birthday

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Man runs into burning building to save a precious liquid collection

* Man falls asleep on toilet in Wal-Mart, somehow lights his underpants on fire

* 7-year-old concocts a “totally legit” school letter telling his Mom he must play more video games

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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