Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike finished Mass Effect Andromeda; Rich got drunk

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Browns actually stick to the smart move and draft Myles Garrett

* What the hell were the Chicago Bears thinking in this draft?

* We recap all the Eagles’ draft picks; does this improve the team?

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones is selling a protein drink called Caveman

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Our favorite movies that have a lower Rotten Tomatoes score than expected

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Floridians are just drunk people with axes, swords, and other sharp objects

* Man claims dealing heroin was “just a part of his religious beliefs”

* Sweden, this is absolutely not the right way to remember someone who died at a gas station

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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