Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — New song about sound testing

* Introduction — We binge-watched Bloodline Season 3; Rich’s 24-Hour Game Show Marathon is coming up!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Chip Kelly signs with ESPN; Mike Vick to retire as an Atlanta Falcon

* Tiger Woods gets pulled over for DUI, is this the end of Tiger?

* NBA News — 2017 NBA Finals; Rich responds to Nick Wright: Is LeBron James now better than Michael Jordan?

* The Side Dish — Weird “Curses” that may affect the NBA Finals, including a special toaster?

* Entertainment Entree

* Kevin Spacey out-curses Gordon Ramsey

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Has Linkin Park officially sold out from rock? New album gets major heat for different pop-ish sound

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Woman uses pepper spray on Wendy’s staff after she’s not satisfied with her supposed “Fresh” french fries

* Florida naked man with 5-gallon bucket steals $25,000 Swan sculpture

* Defendant claims he needs to prove he’s a “serious clown” with performance in court

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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