Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mr. Costanzo joins us to review proper 4th of July food protocol, his Gardening Update, and a game of The $100,000 Pyramid!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Big NBA Signings in Free Agency

* Mike believes ESPN is purposely favoring Kirk Cousins over other NFC East QBs

* NFL’s subreddit ranks current starting QBs, are they fair?

* Rich sings karaoke as a reward for Mike playing Pyramid

* Entertainment Entree

* Cyanide & Happiness’s very descriptive seeing eye dog

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* No single-player DLC in the works for Mass Effect; has BioWare officially killed off the popular franchise?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News — ALL FLORIDA!!!

* Florida drug dealers are also stealing golf cart parts

* Is this Florida man a new form of “pantyhose” fairy?

* Florida man poops in toolbox, hides behind tree, claims it’s not him

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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