Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike’s birthday calls for our win button, mach 2 edition!

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Mike disagrees with NFL.com’s ranking of all-time safeties

* Did the Raiders’ haste in finalizing their Vegas move hurt the Oakland Athletics?

* Rich’s Random Roundabout: Highest PGA Round Ever; Jeremy Maclin; Eagles WRs in Fargo

* Entertainment Entree

* Red Letter Media summarizes crazy Star Wars fans who loved Rogue One way too much (i.e. Rich)

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE REVIEW!

* Daniel Craig reportedly agrees to one more 007 movie

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Vatican actually sets out rules about Eucharist wafers and wine, including a gluten rule

* Florida woman drives backwards with drugs on dashboard, wonders what she did wrong

* Rogue broadcasters takes over FM broadcast to play dirty song when they feel like it

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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