Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Hello to our Canadian listeners; Be prepared for a special episode of the podcast, currently in development…

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Ezekiel Elliot involved in off-the-field issues; is a suspension coming?

* “Hair-Gate” — Shannon Sharpe reams Mike Vick for saying Colin Kaepernick should cut his hair

* Allen Iverson not cleared by doctor to play Big3 game in Philly; is he hurting his legacy?

* Rich gives us the odds on who’s favored to win at The British Open

* Entertainment Entree

* Andy Serkis reads Trump’s tweet as Gollum; eerily fits

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* We recap the Emmy Nominations — Why was Game of Thrones not nominated? Is Jimmy Fallon sinking on The Tonight Show? Other snubs we noticed?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Woman somehow left 27 contact lenses underneath her eyelid

* Could a Cookie Monster toy be considered a drug instrument?

* The most disgusting way to protest we’ve ever heard of in Venezuela

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast!