Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — EclipseMania hits America; Rich watched “The Founder” on Netflix

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Big NBA Trade sends Kyrie Irving to the Celtics

* We review Deadspin’s “Why The Eagles Suck” article

* How far are the Eagles willing to cut or trade away in order to save Salary Cap space?

* A few thoughts on the McGregor VS Mayweather fight

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich Evans of Red Letter Media can’t say “necessitate”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Are Hollywood studios and Apple iTunes join forces for a new movie rental scheme?

* What the hell is Martin Scorsese doing with a possible “Joker” origins movie?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Belgium hosts record omelet making festival, despite warnings of bad eggs

* Pastor claims he was hacked and did not comment on Nicki Minaj’s photo of her ass

* Drunk Florida woman acts like a fish and bites fishing line off of fisherman

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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