Here’s what happened on this episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich got his first ever pedicure; will Mike get one?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill:  After the season-ending injuries to Tannehill, Edelman, and Ware during meaningless preseason games. will the NFL shorten the preseason?

* Our Expectations for the 2017 NFL Season

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 1

* Entertainment Entree

* This Week in Entertainment

* “Timeless Music” —  The #1 Songs on Our Birthdays (Episode 197)

* The “Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News: The Best Of 2017 So Far

* I Will Go Down With This SUV (Episode 193)

* Mouthful of Machete (Episode 195)

* Cranking (Episode 198)

* Black Market Avocados (Episode 215)

* Chuck Coins into Airplane Engines for Good Luck! (Episode 216)

* The Great A1 Steak Sauce Mystery (Episode 203)

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

Thanks for listening to The Crispy Noodle Podcast!