Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich was down South for vacation; We don’t really travel that much; How do you get a passport?

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Jon Dorenbos & Ezekiel Elliot

* The Weirdest Sideline Field Report Ever

* Eagles win first game of the 2017 NFL Season over the Redskins

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 2

* Entertainment Entree

* Jim Carrey loses his mind when discussing philosophy at the New York Fashion Show

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* “So Bad, It’s Good” — Why is “The Disaster Artist”, a movie about the making of the notoriously bad movie “The Room”, getting rave reviews?

* Rich reflects on the end of Twin Peaks

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Mike wants to make golf more exciting, so how about sex right on the fairway?

* 5 Women who thought they were food-poisoned actually were just drunk and involved in an orgy

* The Crappiest Tinder Date Ever

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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