Here’s what happened on this week’s episode:

* Introduction — Mike saw Thor Ragnarok; We review a better definition for a word Mike couldn’t describe

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Is Martellus Bennett an asshat for lying about an injury to go to the Patriots?

* Eagles somehow win during the BYE week; what is the ceiling for this team now?

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 11

* What’s Pissing Us Off: Dak Prescott’s Horrible Meal Before Every Game

* Entertainment Entree

* Cop really explains the many ways you could die, and “you never know!”

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* The EA Battlefront 2 & Micro-Transactions Debacle

* Stone Temple Pilots announce a new lead singer with a new single, “Meadow”

* All-Florida Edition of “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida Man pries open drive-thru window to yell at employees about undercooked burger

* Florida Man high on meth climbs up on some family’s rooftop and literally howls at the moon

* Naked Florida Man breaks into home, tries on women’s clothes, and rolls around in dirt

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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