Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Rich is at the Campout For Hunger; Mike caught up on Planet of the Apes series

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Former Eagles head coach Chip Kelly signs big contract with UCLA

* Eagles dominate over the hapless Bears, soar to NFL’s best record 10-1

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 13

* Entertainment Entree

* Metal Expert makes metal cover of “Africa” by Toto

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Alex Jones Encounters Amazon Echo & Alexa

* Will Microsoft actually develop exclusive games for any platform to make more money?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Florida douchebag totally not sorry for punching Walmart employee in theft

* German man rediscovers his parked car after 20 years being lost

* Florida Church proudly boasts it’s not a “gun free zone” and pastors carry while serving

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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