Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike returns from the Costanzo Caravan vacation; we’re hyped for this year’s NFL Madden

* Sports Sampler

* Browns trade first-round draft pick Corey Coleman to Bills for lame 7th round pick in 2020

* 2-Minute Drill: Eagles resign Howie Roseman and Doug Pederson

* Rich gives us the odds for this weekend’s PGA Championship

* We review “The Gridiron Burger” from the Arizona Cardinals

* Entertainment Entree

* Rich remembers Nikolai Volkoff

* The Alex Jones debacle

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Movie characters that were so good it destroyed or hurt the career of the actor that portrayed him/her

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* Minnesota couple have oral sex outside of Walmart after vigorous Vikings discussion

* Florida Man gets naked and just makes whooping sounds to cops

* Florida Woman gets naked because she believe a giant spider was going to kill her

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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