Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike is reading the Jurassic Park book; Rich saw Rob Zombie and has Madden NFL 19

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Outspoken RB Alvin Kamara believes Saints would’ve defeated Eagles last year if they faced them in the NFC Championship game

* Former punter Pat McAfee can’t take Hue Jackson seriously on Hard Knocks

* Brooks Koepka wins PGA Championship, his 2nd major this year

* Entertainment Entree

* We react to “Bitch I’m A Cow” viral song

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Special Guest Interview — John Bielesch of Love Killed Kurt and The Elysiums & Clint Davis of White Limo and Ego Alien (Peforming at Milkboy on Friday, August 31st!)

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News

* “Pretty Girl” reads off her resume to cop in effort to get out of being arrested

* Driver in Spain gets tested positive for “every single drug” that can be tested for

* Two teenagers use gun called “Mr. Bang Bang” to steal items from a card game

* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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