Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — How Rich and Mike spent the time off

* Sports Sampler

* 2-Minute Drill: Mychal Kendricks busted for insider trading; Nick Foles starting in Week 1

* The Khalil Mack Trade

* Rich’s Fantasy Football Advice

* Our Fantastic Four Picks for Week 1

* Entertainment Entree

* Alex Jones doesn’t like drag queens or goblins next to children

* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”

* Should Sony consider cross-play between Microsoft and Nintendo?

* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News Special: Things Getting Stuck

* Chinese man swallows lighter — Episode 255

* 27 contact lenses in the eye — Episode 219

* Vietnamese man has 18 year old scissors removed from body — Episode 192

* South African man gets willy stuck in wedding band — Episode 186

* Indian man has 40 knives removed from stomach — Episode 173

* Chinese man gets penis stuck in AC unit — Episode 66

* Wrap-Up & Conclusion

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