Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Introduction — Mike likes assessing furniture; Rich was at WWE Raw* Sports Sampler* WWE’s Elias roasts Philadelphia sports and children in song* Phillies finally sign Bryce Harper; Rich re-assures Mike about the length of the contract with the Mets’ Bobby Bonilla mistake* 2-Minute Drill: Jason Witten returns to the Cowboys… why?* We recap all of the Eagles off-season moves so far* Entertainment Entree* Alex Jones admits a big truth on Joe Rogan’s podcast* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Is Disney going to use Hulu as the home for mature content?* Why is Steven Spielberg hating on Netflix films?* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* The latest trend in meth involves urine. Sadly, we’re not kidding.* Don’t dip your balls in salsa. And don’t post it on Facebook.* Florida man has his way with a stuffed animal at Wal-Mart.* Don’t put together furniture naked. But if you do, make sure there’s pickle juice in the fridge.* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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