Special thanks to John Sage and Kat Bohn of The Elysiums for coming to our podcast! Here’s what happened on this week’s episode:

* Introduction — Happy birthday to “No Sausages” Frank Costanzo; is Rich sort of like Jesus with his drunken birthday weekend on Easter?* Sports Sampler* The Sixers defeat the Nets in the playoffs, will face the Raptors next* 2-Minute Drill: Donovan McNabb has worries on Carson Wentz’s injury record, is it a fair criticism?* NFL Draft Preview — The Frank Clark trade; will the Raiders, Giants, or Cardinals screw up the draft?; what do the Eagles do?* Entertainment Entree* Epic burn from the 1969 movie “Gay Deceivers” going viral* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* We look back on the Marvel film franchise as we preview Avengers: Endgame coming out this weekend* The Side Dish: John Sage and Kat Bohn of The Elysiums discuss their new album, the songwriting process, and Peeps!* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Tennessee man returns home to find random naked stranger on his couch drinking his juice and eating ice cream* Pennsylvania man thinks fireflies are actually dangerous green lazers from The Illuminati, starts firing Magnum at them * Three naked Florida women claims they had to “air dry” after a rest stop shower, then go on bizarre car chase with cops* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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