WARNING: This episode has been left UNCENSORED. Copious cursing, sexual references, and lewd comments are left unedited on this podcast. Listener discretion is advised.

Here’s what happened on this week’s episode:

* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Legendary kicker Sebastian Janikowski retires after 19 seasons in the NFL* Rich and Mike recap everything about the 2019 NFL Draft* Side Dish — Rich and Mike review Avengers: Endgame (SPOILERS!)* Nenna Joins Us — She’s making soup now, yet she chokes on water* Entertainment Entree* Mom is upset over 11-year-old son’s Spotify rap playlist* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Disney aims to buyout Comcast’s share in Hulu* The Sonic the Hedgehog trailer looks horrible* The Non-Fortune Cookie Odd News* Utah woman confronts boyfriend about cheating accusations, angrily screams and gets naked in public at shopping center* Two different Minnesota drivers both pulled over for watching TV shows on phone instead of keeping their eyes on the road* Man fleeces incapacitated mom’s credit card, racks up a $166,000 bill in an online sex shopping spree* What Have We Learned & Conclusion