Here’s what happened on this week’s episode of The Crispy Noodle Podcast:

* Cold Open — Bruno’s hellacious burping skills* Introduction — Mike endorses “Killing Eve”; Rich saw Santana* Sports Sampler* 2-Minute Drill: Antonio Brown’s drama and Lamar Miller’s injury* Could Soccer star Carli Lloyd actually be the NFL’s first female kicker?* We react to Andrew Luck’s sudden retirement from the NFL* Entertainment Entree* Kyle Dunnigan gives us a meeting of the minds between Jeff Goldblum & Ray Liotta* Mike’s “This Week in Entertainment”* Quick Hits: Sony buys Insomniac Games; Spider-Man drama continues, could Spider-Man live on in Marvel Universe on Disney+?* We react to the new Star Wars Episode IX trailer* The Side Dish — Chicken Food Fight: Chick-Fil-A VS Popeyes* “The Non-Fortune Cookie” Odd News* Dumbest Florida Man ever trusts a fake online doctor with the most delicate procedure for a man* Florida Woman attacks man in “Stone Cold Steve Austin” manner with beer chug and Stone Cold Stunner* Iowa man on electric scooter follows woman in Wal-Mart and pleasures himself while doing so* What Have We Learned & Conclusion

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