Welcome to What We Do in the Meadow, a podcast where we lovingly roast the Twilight series chapter by chapter. This week, WHERE ARE THE CULLENS, STEPHANIE??? Laura and Ryan are promised greatness, only to be sorely disappointed. Instead they have to talk about Bella's khaki skirt and Edward's creepy piano fingers. A true American tragedy.

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