Happy Halloween from the team at N2K Networks! 
We hope you share in our Halloween tradition of listening to the Malware Mash. You can check out our video here.  
I was coding in the lab late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight 
for my malware threat score began to rise 
and suddenly to my surprise...
It caught on 'cause of Flash 
From the Stuxnet worm squirming toward the near east 
to the dark web souqs where the script kiddies feast 
the APTs left their humble abodes 
to get installed from rootkit payloads. 
They did the Malware Mash 
It caught on 'cause of Flash 
They did the Malware Mash
The botnets were having fun 
The viruses hit the darknet, 
with ransomware yet to come. 
The keys were logging, phishing emails abound, 
Snowden on chains, backed by his Russian hounds. 
The Shadow Brokers were about to arrive 
with their vocal group, "The NotPetya Five."
They played the Malware Mash
It caught on 'cause of Flash 
They played the Malware Mash
Somewhere in Moscow Vlad's voice did ring 
Seems he was troubled by just one thing. 
He opened a shell then shook his fist 
and said, "Whatever happened to my Turla Trojan twist." 
It's now the Malware Mash 
It caught on 'cause of Flash 
It's now the Malware Mash
Now everything's cool, Vlad's a part of the band 
And the Malware Mash is the hit of the land. 
For you, defenders, this mash was meant to 
when you get to my door, tell them Creeper sent you.
Then you can Malware Mash 
Don't you dare download Flash 
Just do the Malware Mash
 
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