Tonight, we’ll… oh, hang on. This part is actually already written for me. And in a classical style to boot! Here, listen to this: *ahem*

They were two very ordinary strawmen on

adjacent farms. Nice playmates for a couple of

imaginative kids. Then Jimmy gave a knife to—

The Dangerous Scarecrow

Ha ha ha! How fun! I can’t wait to hear this one. This story is called The Dangerous Scarecrow, and was written by Carl Jacobi.