Hail, Gunslinger! Behold, the dark tower that protects our world! Did you see it? Well, we did and we can't wait to palaver about it! This extremely loose adaptation of Stephen King's epic series finally became a film- but only got 90 minutes of screen time. Join us on our quest to discover easter eggs to classic King tales, uncover references that cross all of the gunslinger books, and look into the future to see what the filmmakers are planning next. The first ten minutes of this review are guaranteed spoiler free.