Welcome to the part of manifestation culture no one warned you about: the part where being sad became a moral failure.

Where your depression wasn't an illness - it was resistance. Your anxiety wasn't a symptom- it was self-sabotage.

Your grief? Oh, that was just you blocking your blessings.

Apparently, the universe only delivers packages to people with good vibes.

The rest of us? We're on the "low frequency" blacklist.

Time to level up for 2026!