Bob, Nick, Cory, and Todd rant and rave about lazy athletes, mildly alcoholic opthamologists, and taking the first bite of everyone’s sandwich.

00:02:09 - Housekeeping

00:11:14 - Nick’s Existential Question of the Week

00:25:33 - 90-second Sports

00:34:05 - Midnight Burbling

00:57:23 - Could It BE Any More Trivial?

00:59:06 - Gentleman’s Agreement

01:21:23 - Funko This!

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