The big count went up to Chopper, he was lookin' for a barb to bite. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and he was tryin' to make it right.

JJ came across this big count sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot, the super rook jumped up on his ol' cushioned seat and said "Just, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it but I'm a Chopper fanboy too, and if you'd care to take a sec, I'll make an ep' with you. Now you spit a pretty good discourse, vet, but give the rookie his due. I'll yak a con and you a pro for this film 'cause I think I'm as good as you."

The vet said, "My name's Justin and it might be a fact, but I'll take your deal, you're gonna love it 'cause I'm the best in this pact!"