Chris is late as usual and everyone is hungry, so naturally the conversation turns to eating fish hearts and slaughtering innocent animals. Ray brings up Colin’s Tin Drum nightmares and Chris wants to talk about C-Section gore. This segues to the tale of Chris Burrows, a promising young newsperson who takes his vices to the mortal limit. We also talk some home improvement stuff about tub refinishing and cleaning up an ugly cinder block wall. Don’t listen to this one if you are feeling motion sick.