The Blitzkrieg begins once again with tales of the long march to finish Colin’s pool coping. Ray laments not being able to find new minions and Colin offers up an explanation for this later in the show. We explore the dangers of rebirthing and conspicuous consumption. We get into a bit of class warfare and then take a call from Mark, who likes our word salad. We have a lovely little argument about mixing mortar and finish it up with a lesson on the value of Hardiebacker.