We examine the donkey paradox. How can a person who knows they are prone to foolishness keep being so foolish? The answer to that, to quote a wise man: "It all made sense in my head." We share stories of (supposed) nuclear accidents, Judge Wapner finally speaking his mind, and why you should test your loadout before being dropped off alone in the desert for a three-day camping trip/survivalist training. Note: A few cars were harmed in the making of this episode.