"...and from outta nowhere, BOOM! The Dreaded “Til’ Death Do Us Part” Valley Driver!!!"

Money can’t buy you love BUT, it can buy you a thin-enough veil to cover up the fact that your facial features are “faulty” at best...I mean look at Ronaldinho...or maybe don’t lol 2 gfs, 1 rumored 3 way marriage...(almost) “só no brasil”... Plus, a big shoutout to a lovely couple bout to take that walk down that aisle for real...a cute LOVING couple mind you so you know it’s REAL...n knowing HIM, gon be REAL expensive!